A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always did meeting and greeting people…
He pulled my friend to the side.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
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Bible Mix up
Johnny after a little drink was trying to impress his Parish Priest with his knowledge of Scripture. Here’s his version of it: Continue